Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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