i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My balls are so social today.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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