how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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