I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
