I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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