Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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