Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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