Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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