I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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