Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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