I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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