Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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