Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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