I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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