so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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