Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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