from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set