Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?