Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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