Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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