I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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