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If that was your dad, he is hot
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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