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say what?
wanna hang out?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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