his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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