It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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