i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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