she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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