fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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