my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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