"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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