I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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