is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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