Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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