belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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