tell your sister to shave her snatch
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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