I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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