question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just gargled with NyQuil
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Damn victory sex feels great
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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