quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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