u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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