I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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