This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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