shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
try to milk me bitch
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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