well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you would pick up someone in the library
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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