Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
