Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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