Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
