oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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