So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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