Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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