Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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