Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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