Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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