Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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