yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
This baby is an asshole
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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