I wannas sexs uuuuu
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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