Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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