What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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