your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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