I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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